Sunday, 26 February 2012

Justin Bieber Jokes



OK so here are some funny Jokes about Justin Bieber , please don’t ask me who is Justin Bieber that in itself would be a Joke

What does Justin Bieber and the crowd at Time Square for new years have in common? They’re both waiting for balls to drop!

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I called Justin Bieber gay, and he slapped me with his purse.

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Justin Biebers new song is “if i were a boy”.

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Justin Bieber is the Brand Ambassadors of sanitary pads.

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What’s the difference between a water bottle and puberty? A water bottle has already hit justin bieber.

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justin bieber thought he had 8 pubes and then the spider moved away.

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I used to have a voice just like Justin Beiber, then I turned four.

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About 17 years ago, a woman was impregnated by a tank of helium, 9 months later Justin Bieber was born

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justin biebers best song is “if i were a boy”.

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Q. What’s the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga ?
A. One of them has balls and it ain’t Bieber.

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Justin bieber crossed the road to beat a chicken but came back crying because the chicken won

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Justin Bieber witnessed kim kardashian’s nip slip but it shouldn’t really affect him coz not long ago he was being breastfed.

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Stop making fun of Justin Beiber. He’s not gay she’s lesbian.

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Justin Bieber’s mother often tells his friends stories of when he was little. The stories are from a few months ago.

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